Monday, April 27, 2009

What Have I Gotten Myself Into?

Pirates lose.  Why am I rooting for another team that will obviously break my heart?

No idea.

I think I'm depressed.

[sigh] Marf,


Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Score Update!! Pirates may have won 3-1 after 6 innings!!!

In an apparent attempt to break the monotony of hanging out at home every night, The Little One and The Big One decided to take me to a baseball game.  

Great.  Thanks.

There were a bunch of dogs there.  Huge dogs.  I mean HUGE dogs.  

I didn't have my camera last night, so I had to do a google image search for these monsters.  Here they are:

The one on the right.

The one in front.

In case you forgot what I look like:

Yeah.  It was FAAAAANtastic.

We left the game early, which was fine with me.  But for the entire walk home The Big One kept going on and on about it being the Pirates' "year."

Poor guy.  I hadn't noticed that, in his own little way, by being a Pirates fan, The Big One was sort of a Browns fan.  He's had to deal with easily as many crappy Pirate teams as I have Browns teams.  

Once I realized this, all of my hatred for The Big One's Steeler fanaticism disappeared.  I had a new found respect for him.  

For the rest of the walk home I kept my respectful eyes solidly on The Big One, awaiting his next command, eager to show him I was on his side, while relieving myself every 50 steps or so.



Tuesday, April 21, 2009

I'm back

So, so sorry for the lack of communication in the last couple months.  You have no idea what it feels like as a Browns fan to watch the Steelers win another Super Bowl.  Now they have 6 Super Bowls, and we still haven't even been to the game.  

I'm just now coming out of my depression.  

I'm chalking all of this up to a learning experience.  No longer will I deal with my grief by relieving myself on The Big One's Steelers jersey.  No longer will I fake like I'm running into traffic just to give The Big One a heart attack.  No longer will I use my shedding powers for evil.

I'm back.  Let's do this.



PS - Over the last couple months, The Big One kept saying that if I kept it up he'd take me to a place where I can be put to sleep.  Not sure what that means, but it sounds relaxing.  I'd be interested in any reviews anyone has about this mysterious bed and breakfast.